Sunday, March 18, 2007

Top Ten Names

A high school friend sent me this. I thought it was funny. Maybe those of you agonizing over the name of your next child can get some inspiration:

1. YOUR REAL NAME:
Paige Leanne

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME (first 4 letters of real name plus izzle)
Paigizzle

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME (fav color and fav animal):
Red Otter

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME (middle name, and childhood street)
Leanne Decatur

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, first 3 letters of mom's maiden name)
Engparog

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME (2nd favorite color, favorite drink):
Green Lemonade

7. YOUR IRAQI NAME (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name):
Agnovme

8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME (grandmother/grandfather's first name):
Retta Carleton

9. YOUR GOTH NAME (black, and the name of one your pets):
Black Kramer

10. YOUR PORN STAR NAME (One of your pets names, and a street you've lived on)
Molly Lee

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Fun post! My porn star name would be...Zipper Jewel! He He

Anonymous said...

my porn name is Bonnie Sycamore.
I think you need to go by Paigizzle from now on!

Anonymous said...

So my detective name would be Pink Dolphin...kinda cute :)

and my Star Wars name is a hoot...McDshbur...I'm not even sure how you would pronounce that! With my maiden name it would be Danshbur, a little better :)

Fun post!

Anonymous said...

Molly Lee sounds like a country singer instead of a porn star!? Love it.

Anonymous said...

In the witness protection program you could call me La Priel Dick. Something tells me I wouldn't blend in too well.
Kristin

Anonymous said...

In the witness protection program you could call me La Priel Dick. Something tells me I wouldn't blend in too well.
Kristin